After a discussion with my colleages about favorite silly kid-friendly jokes.
Q: Why was the number six so afraid of seven?
A: Because seven eight(ate) nine.
Q: What did the zero say to the eight?A: Nice belt.
Q: Why can’t skeletons play music in church?
A: Because they have no organs.
Q: What do John the Baptist & Winnie the Pooh have in common?A: Their middle name.
Q: What is the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as it hits a windshield?A: His butt.
Two ropes walk into a bar. The bartender says to the rope "Hey! we don't serve ropes in here" so one of the ropes left. The other rope frayed up his hair and tied himself in a knot. The bartender said to the rope "Are you a rope?" and the rope said " I'm afraid not"
