Questions that may never be answered . . .

Here's a list of ramblings that I was thinking about while feeding Tam this morning 'round 6 am. The mind does crazy stuff early in the morning...

• Why do they put functional pockets on baby clothes? It's not like they are putting anything in them.
• Why don't we have a type of pavement that is impervious to potholes? The inventor of this would make millions!
• If someone says "Whoa! That smells horrific...here smell this", why is it that the next person ALWAYS smells it too?
• Why don't humans have wings? It would cut down on airplane prices, but probably up the "terrorist threat."
• Why is it that your finger conveniently fits in up your nostrils? There is nothing up there for them but trouble. Tam has just figured out this great trick.
• Why are there nipples on men? They aren't for milk. Are they only there as a place to put clamps?
• Why does nearly everyone try to eat crayons at some point early in life? Admit it...we've all done this. So now, crayola has this crayon that sits inside a big plastic holder. Supposedly it is easier for small hands to hold this fat crayon holder, but is it preventing the gnawing on crayons as well?
• Not only can you wonder how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, but what kind of dance do they perform? I think it might be the line dance to "Personal Jesus."
• And a friend randomly asked me: "In what shape would you make a device capable of destroying the Earth, and where would you keep it?" I would totally make a stealth device that look convincingly like a cute harmless puppy or maybe make a mind control device that was placed in all Blackberry devices or maybe even a big honking ray gun like Marvin the Martian had and I would keep it on the roof but tell people it was merely a telescope for studying the sun :-)