Oh- My- Gawd. I laughed so hard I nearly peed. I also just have to share a copy of one of his most recent postings about "Great Jobs for New Parents." The uber sad thing is that I've done nearly all of these already with either Tam or Jude or both of them. The few exceptions at this date are #1, #4, #9.
Love it.
Re-posted from Jason Good 365:
Day 260: Great Jobs for New Parents.
In a previous post, I told you all the things you would NOT be doing after having kids. Things like grooming, stretching, learning, and snorkeling. It was all very negative. So here’s a list of all the awesome NEW things you’ll get to do after becoming a parent.
- Butter a piece of toast while peeing.
- Brush someone’s teeth against their will.
- Blow on food while it’s in someone else’s mouth.
- Help someone else blow on food while it’s in someone else’s mouth.
- Eat food that’s fallen out of someone else’s mouth.
- Eat food you found on the floor.
- Eat food you found on the mantle.
- Eat candy you found in a shoe.
- Visit a psychiatrist.
- Wipe somebody’s nose with your bare hand.
- Eat baby food.
- Blame a fart on a child.
- Blame a child’s fart on your spouse.
- Get someone dressed while you’re in the shower.
- Cut up a grape.
- Almost agree to cut up a raisin.
- Pretend to enjoy the flavor of a prune.
- Ask someone why their hair smells like Gogurt.
- Ask someone why their hair smells like your antiperspirant.
- Put someone else’s toenail clippings in your pocket.
- Let someone watch you crap while staring blankly and eating a popsicle.
- Have someone think you’re amazing at frisbee.